The hunky Men in Black types are here only because a smaller ship hovered over my farm during a much larger alien abduction event. The flying saucer dropped their cargo and took off, then the men of my dreams showed up.
Now, both say I'm their bondmate and want to keep me safe from the alien kidnappers. Men like them are absolutely my fantasy but I'm not sure how they can protect anyone at all when abductions are happening all over Earth.
I trust and adore them, but there are limits to what they can do, aren't there?