Not Your Average Engagement


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He proposed, and I proposed a deal too.

A simple deal, really. We get engaged and close up the sex shop until the big night. Totally doable.

But Mr. Future Liz thinks I won’t last a week, let alone five months, so we make the deal a bit spicier. He wants a snowy honeymoon (ew) and I’m geared up for the Bahamas. Whoever lasts longer without the touchy, naughty, smoochy will get their dream honeymoon.

I’ve got this in the bag.

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