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Welcome to Book Hoarder’s Paradise (a.k.a. the final nail in your wallet’s coffin)
Look, we tried to be responsible. We tried to talk you out of this. But then we remembered who we’re dealing with. You, dear reader, are a certified book-hoarding menace with the emotional restraint of a rabid squirrel in a library clearance sale.
So here we are. Giving you exactly what you don’t need: direct access to authors who will gleefully feed your addiction via Amazon and BookBub—the two platforms engineered by the devil himself to annihilate your TBR and savings account in a single swipe.
Oh, you thought you were done buying books this week?
Adorable.
This giveaway isn’t just a chance to win a $50 Amazon Gift Card (though, yes, that’s the shiny bait). It’s a blood pact with your inner goblin. It’s a glittering descent into follow-fueled madness where every new author is a fresh opportunity to ruin your budget and destroy your weekend plans. (Spoiler: you were gonna cancel them for reading anyway.)
These authors are about to drop into your BookBub recs like chaos goblins armed with 99¢ deals and emotionally devastating series. They’re going to appear in your Amazon feed like seductive little demons whispering, “Just one more won’t hurt.”
So go ahead. Click all the buttons. Follow like it’s your full-time job.
You weren’t going to sleep tonight anyway.
This is your kingdom. This is your downfall. This is Book Hoarder’s Paradise.
